Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, September 23 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old baby on ground in Lehigh Acres ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 23 in 1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West Point, NY, to the British. ____________________________________________________ The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. --- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936 Its amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. --- Harry S. Truman If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. --- Anatole France ====================================== I never know how much of what I say is true. -- Bette Midler If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -- Anatole France A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -- Bertrand Russell ____________________________________________________ Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away." "Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed." "That's what I did, Mama." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.When asked to define "great", he said: "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Pedro Ramirez Jr., 39, Leehigh Acres, Florida, USA Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old baby on ground in Lehigh Acres Wednesday, Lee County Sheriffs Office arrested Pedro Ramirez Jr., 39, after he was accused of throwing a 6-week- old baby on the ground at a Lehigh Acres home. The baby suffered bruising to their head and a fracture to their skull. The baby was transported to a hospital, but we do not have an update on the childs condition Thursday. Investigators say Ramirez was involved in a domestic dispute Monday. When they got to the home, thats when they discovered a 6-week-old baby with severe injuries. When I hear stuff like that, its really hurts my heart to know that somebody could do that just because theyre mad at somebody, Germine Lawrence said. Why would they do such a thing?. The baby is innocent. It wasnt the babys fault. Its two adults. Dont get a baby involved in something like that. Ramirez took off from the home after throwing the baby to the ground. He was picked up days later at a gas station in Lehigh Acres after a warrant was issued for his arrest. Its shocking, really shocking that something like that, you know, right in your neighborhood, Lawrence said. Ramirez remained in custody at Lee County Jail on $50,000 bond Thursday. Hes faces charges for with aggravated child abuse and two counts of probation violation. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Ginger Re: Covid re-infection Dear Webby, Just wanted to clarify something you said in today's newsletter. Having and recovering from covid is NOT 100% against getting it a 2nd time. While it is rare, it does happen and was being confirmed as early as Oct 2020 in the US and earlier world wide. People who had covid and get the vaccine have more vaccine side effects - so unless there is a lot of covid in your area I would not recommend getting the vaccine. But don't allow the fact that you have had covid lull you into a false sense of security. If you do not believe me just search - covid reinfection. There are many examples from reliable sources. Take care and live long. Ginger Dear Ginger Please keep in mind that most of he BS about Vax is just politically motivated BS. Also keep in mind that Covid is actually just next year's Flu vax, that got out early, out of sequence, and not fully tested. AND, Covid due to Vax is not exactly the same as natural Covid. Also interesting is that real Covid kills Flu virus, Fake Covid due to Vax does not. As one famous doctor answered about how long Covid will stay in the news: "I don't know. I am a doctor, not a politician." Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman. "Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist." Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked. "Eighteen." The lady replied. "Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist--you just don't have time to get dressed!" ____________________________________________ During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting. The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down, and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up. The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and commentaries, didn't know what to do. His congregation suggested that he consult a housebound 98-year old man, who was one of the original founders of their temple. The rabbi hoped the elderly man would be able to tell him what the actual temple tradition was, so he went to the nursing home with a representative of each faction of the congregation. The one whose followers stood during Shema said to the old man, "Is the tradition to stand during this prayer?" The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition." The one whose followers sat down, asked, "Is the tradition to sit during Shema?" The old man answered, "No, that is not the tradition." Then the rabbi said to the old man, "The congregants fight all the time, yelling at each other about whether they should sit or stand!" The old man interrupted, exclaiming, "THAT is our tradition!" ______________________________________________ "Did you ever see the customers in health- food stores? They are pale skinny people who look half-dead. In a steak house you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific." --- Bill Cosby ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, Sept 23, in 1779 John Paul Jones, commander of the American warship Bon Homme, was quoted as saying "I have not yet begun to fight!" 1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West Point, NY, to the British. 1806 The Corps of Discovery, the Lewis and Clark expedition, reached St. Louis, MO, and ended the trip to the Pacific Northwest. 1846 Astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle discovered the planet Neptune. 1930 Flashbulbs were patented by Johannes Ostermeier. 1951 The first transcontinental telecast was received on the west coast. The show "Crusade for Freedom" was broadcast by CBS-TV from New York. 1952 The first Pay Television sporting event took place. The Marciano-Walcott fight was seen in 49 theaters in 31 cities. 1953 "The Robe" premiered in Hollywood a week after its premiere in New York. The 20th Century Fox movie had been filmed using the Cinemascope wide screen process. 1957 Nine black students withdrew from Little Rock Central High School in Arkansas due to the white mob outside. 1962 "The Jetsons" premiered on ABC-TV. It was the first program on the network to be carried in color. 1964 The new ceiling painting of the Paris Opera house was unveiled. The work was done by Russian-born artist Marc Chagall. 1973 Overthrown Argentine president Juan Peron was returned to power. He had been overthrown in 1955. His wife, Eva Duarte, was the subject of the musical "Evita." 1981 The Reagan administration announced its plans for what became known as Radio Marti. 1986 Japanese newspapers quoted Prime Minister Yasuhiro Nakasone as saying that minorities lowered the "intelligence level" of America. 1990 Iraq publicly threatened to destroy Middle East oil fields and to attack Israel if any nation tried to force it from Kuwait. 1991 U.N. weapons inspectors find documents detailing Iraq's secret nuclear weapons program. The find in Baghdad triggered a standoff with authorities in Iraq. 1993 The Israeli parliament ratified the Israel-PLO accord. 1993 Blacks were allowed a role in the South African government after a parliamentary vote. 1999 A 17-month-old girl fell 230 feet from the Capilano Suspension Bridge in North Vancouver, British Columbia. The girl had bruises but no broken limbs from the fall onto a rocky ledge. 2021 Do smiled. |
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