Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, January 24 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ Today, January 24 in 1935 Krueger Brewing Company placed the first canned beer on sale in Richmond, VA. ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Father of infant twins charged with murder in death of 2-month-old son in Wichita __________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ The gods too are fond of a joke. --- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. --- Anais Nin (1903 - 1977) _____________________________________________ >.......The biggest difference between the Humor Letter and >all the clones you see nowadays is that your jokes are >always positive and not just cheap put-downs of Poles or >Blondes. Please don't change and please don't stop! >JFK ________________________________________________` ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Marlin Dewayne Williams Jr. 22, Wichita, Kansas Father of infant twins charged with murder in death of 2-month-old son in Wichita Wichita police spokesman Officer Charley Davidson on Friday announced that 2-month-old Marrell Williams died Thursday from critical injuries. Police arrested the boy's father, Marlin D. Williams Jr., in the child abuse case last week. (Jan. 17, 2020) A Wichita man has been charged with murder in the death of his infant son. Prosecutors added the first-degree murder charge against Marlin D. Williams Jr. in Sedgwick County District Court on Wednesday after his son died last week. Williams was previously charged with aggravated battery for injuries to his twin 2-month-old children. Wichita police said one child, Marrell Williams, died Thursday after languishing for about a week in a hospital. Williams, 22, was arrested by Wichita police after officers were called Jan. 10 to a home in the 2800 block of South Emporia for a child who was not breathing. Police found a 2- month-old boy Marrell and he was taken to a hospital, where medical personnel found that he had critical internal injuries. Investigators determined he had both new and old injuries. Police have not disclosed exactly what happened to him, other than to suggest he was beaten. Prosecutors allege that Marrell was killed in the commission of aggravated endangerment of a child. Dates listed in court documents state that the old injuries to his body were sustained sometime between Dec. 10 and Jan. 1 and the new ones on Jan. 10. Investigators also found that Marrells twin sister had a healing broken femur. The babys leg bone was broken sometime between Christmas and New Years, according to dates in court documents. The dad remains held in the Sedgwick County Jail in lieu of a $500,000 bond. 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One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking he met a fair young lady. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 5 Bird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I could go visit my brother at 16 Bird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The young lady said, "That's easy! Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the silly chickens!" | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com One Minute Microwave Meringues My home church welcomes all denominations, but mainly they prefer tens and twenties. Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here: ThriftyFun ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ An unemployed actor is getting pretty desperate for work. He happens upon this guy that needs actors for a zoo that couldn't get the permits to import a new ape. The actor thinks that this is stupid, but he takes the job anyway. He gets bored and decides to walk around and examine his cage. With this, he notices that people are watching his every move. He decides to give them a show. Soon, he is swinging on the poles and dancing around making a lot of gorilla noises and is drawing quite a crowd. One day, he is showing off for a group of kids. He is swinging around and around a pole, when all of a sudden, his hand slips and he goes flying over the cage wall and right into the lion's pit. Immediately the lion is stalking him. The actor backs up as far as he can, and when he sees no other option, he start screaming "HELP !" With that, the lions yells. "Shut up or you'll get us all fired!" ___________________________________________________ Taxiing down the tarmac, the jet abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the #3 engine," she explained. "It's OK now. The new pilot is deaf." ___________________________________________________ "Hey Bubba, what do you think about gun control?" "Yall have to use both hands, Betty-Sue" __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today January 24 in 1848 James W. Marshall discovered a gold nugget at Sutter's Mill in northern California. The discovery led to the gold rush of '49. 1899 Humphrey OSullivan patented the rubber heel. 1908 In England, the first Boy Scout troop was organized by Robert Baden-Powell. 1916 Conscription was introduced in Britain. 1922 Christian K. Nelson patented the Eskimo Pie. 1924 The Russian city of St. Petersburg was renamed Leningrad. The name has since been changed back to St. Petersburg. 1930 Primo Carnera made his American boxing debut by knocking out Big Boy Patterson in one minute, ten seconds of the opening round. 1935 Krueger Brewing Company placed the first canned beer on sale in Richmond, VA. 1943 U.S. President Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Churchill concluded a wartime conference in Casablanca, Morocco. 1952 Vincent Massey was the first Canadian to be appointed governor-general of Canada. 1955 The rules committee of major league baseball announced a plan to strictly enforce the rule that required a pitcher to release the ball within 20 seconds after taking his position on the mound. 1964 CBS-TV acquired the rights to televise the National Football Leagues 1964-1965 regular season. The move cost CBS $14.1 million a year. The NFL stayed on CBS for 30 years. 1965 Winston Churchill died at the age of 90. 1972 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down laws that denied welfare benefits to people who had resided in a state for less than a year. 1978 A nuclear-powered Soviet satellite plunged through Earth's atmosphere and disintegrated. The radioactive debris was scattered over parts of Canada's Northwest Territory. 1980 The United States announced intentions to sell arms to China. 1985 Penny Harrington became the first woman police chief of a major city. She assumed the duties as head of the Portland, Oregon, force of 940 officers and staff. 1986 The Voyager 2 space probe flew past Uranus. The probe came within 50,679 miles of the seventh planet of the solar system. 1987 In Lebanon, gunmen kidnapped educators Alann Steen, Jesse Turner, Robert Polhill and Mitheleshwar Singh. They were all later released. 1989 Ted Bundy, the confessed serial killer, was put to death in Florida's electric chair for the 1978 kidnap-murder of 12- year-old Kimberly Leach. 1990 Japan launched the first probe to be sent to the Moon since 1976. A small satellite was placed in lunar orbit. 1995 The prosecution gave its opening statement at the O.J. Simpson murder trial. 1996 Polish Premier Jozef Oleksy resigned due to allegations that he had spied for Moscow. 2000 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a Missouri law that limited the contributions that individuals could donate to a candidate during a single election. 2001 In Colorado Springs, CO, Patrick Murphy Jr. and Donald Newbury were taken into custody after a 5-minute phone interview was granted with a TV station. They were the remaining fugitives of the "Texas 7." 2002 The U.S. Congress began a hearing on the collapse of Enron Corp. 2002 John Walker Lindh appeared in court for the first time concerning the charges that he conspired to kill Americans abroad and aided terrorist groups. Lindh had been taken into custody by U.S. Marines in Afghanistan. 2003 The U.S. Department of Homeland Security began operations under Tom Ridge. 1943 U.S. President Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Churchill concluded a wartime conference in Casablanca, Morocco. 1952 Vincent Massey was the first Canadian to be appointed governor-general of Canada. 1955 The rules committee of major league baseball announced a plan to strictly enforce the rule that required a pitcher to release the ball within 20 seconds after taking his position on the mound. 1972 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down laws that denied welfare benefits to people who had resided in a state for less than a year. 1978 A nuclear-powered Soviet satellite plunged through Earth's atmosphere and disintegrated. The radioactive debris was scattered over parts of Canada's Northwest Territory. 1980 The United States announced intentions to sell arms to China. 1985 Penny Harrington became the first woman police chief of a major city. She assumed the duties as head of the Portland, Oregon, force of 940 officers and staff. 1986 The Voyager 2 space probe flew past Uranus. The probe came within 50,679 miles of the seventh planet of the solar system. 1987 In Lebanon, gunmen kidnapped educators Alann Steen, Jesse Turner, Robert Polhill and Mitheleshwar Singh. They were all later released. 1989 Ted Bundy, the confessed serial killer, was put to death in Florida's electric chair for the 1978 kidnap-murder of 12- year-old Kimberly Leach. 1990 Japan launched the first probe to be sent to the Moon since 1976. A small satellite was placed in lunar orbit. 1996 Polish Premier Jozef Oleksy resigned due to allegations that he had spied for Moscow. 2000 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a Missouri law that limited the contributions that individuals could donate to a candidate during a single election. 2001 In Colorado Springs, CO, Patrick Murphy Jr. and Donald Newbury were taken into custody after a 5-minute phone interview was granted with a TV station. They were the remaining fugitives of the "Texas 7." 2002 The U.S. Congress began a hearing on the collapse of Enron Corp. 2002 John Walker Lindh appeared in court for the first time concerning the charges that he conspired to kill Americans abroad and aided terrorist groups. Lindh had been taken into custody by U.S. Marines in Afghanistan. 2003 The U.S. Department of Homeland Security began operations under Tom Ridge. 2019 Do smiled. |
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