Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, April 21 ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Tempe high school teacher accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student __________________________________________________ On April 21 in 1918, German fighter ace Manfred von Richthofen, "The Red Baron," was shot down and killed during World War I. __________________________________________________ At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide. --- F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940) War is not nice. --- Barbara Bush (1925 - ) ____________________________________________________ Joe goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen your ad about a $49.00 trip to Hawaii, and I'd like to go." The travel agent says, "Listen, friend, this is my first day here, but I know about all the details of that crumby $49.00 offer, and believe me, you DON'T want it. Take the next best offer, which is only $1,399.00." "Oh, no you don't," says Joe, "you're not going to catch ME with that bait and switch. The ad says `$49.00 to Hawaii,' and THAT's what I want." "Okay," says the agent, who takes his money then grabs a baseball bat from under the desk and hits him on the head. Joe wakes up a few hours later, on a raft out in the Pacific Ocean! He looks around, and there's NOTHING, only he and another guy on the raft. "What are we going to do?" cries our hero, "surely they'll send a ship for us." "I don't think so," responds his new-found travelling companion, "they didn't LAST YEAR." ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical man examined him and backed away, saying: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people with overdue invoices, and then I am going out for a few bites." ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward." ____________________________________________________ There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a couple of weeks his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. 'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really weird people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' 'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't associate with people like that.' 'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing me bagpipes.' ___________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Mohamed Ryan Elnounw, early 30, TEMPE, Ariz, USA Tempe high school teacher accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student A Tempe high school teacher is facing charges and possible prison time after allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with a student. Court documents say that the male teacher is in his early 30s and has been at the school for three years. The relationship allegedly started in September 2021. A teenage student reportedly came forward and told her mom exactly what happened, saying that when she broke off the contact, the teacher allegedly became aggressive and jealous. Seniors at Mountain Pointe High School are reacting to the news that one of their own teachers, Mohamed Ryan Elnounw, is facing four counts of sexual abuse for an alleged inappropriate relationship with a student. "Crazy. I was just like wow. It's pretty shocking that happened. This is real life," a student said. Another saying, "It's just kind of like dang, that's kind of crazy." Court documents detail the numerous incidents that allegedly happened after the victim and Elnounw started to confide in each other about their personal problems. The relationship escalated and the victim reportedly explained multiple instances of the teacher touching her, pressing his genitals against her, kissing her, asking to see nude photos of her and then telling her he masturbated to those photos. Those same court documents say Elnounw, also known as "Coach Mo" according to students, admitted to accidentally touching her genitals multiple times and that she "accidentally" touched his genitals as well. The principal of the high school sent a note to concerned parents after the arrest that said in part, "This arrest was the result of an investigation that began after it was brought to our attention that there was an inappropriate interaction with a student. This individual has not been on campus since April 7 and will not be returning to campus." The school district says detectives have not identified any additional victims, but it remains an ongoing investigation. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Sandra Re: Wacky area code Dear DearWebby I got an email from some wacky spammer, who claimed she needed help with her page, but had no URL, but instead a phone number. DUH! And a name: Darlynda May Naturally, I did not call that number. The number was 256-735-3926 Where is that? Sandra Dear Sandra 256-735-3926 is in Uganda That was smart of you to NOT call that number. When in doubt about a phone number, don't call, just tell me. Somehow, those scammers seem to like me, and give me lots of experience dealing with them. Today I got a message from some bimbo, who was pretending to be a minister named Mary Gale Hinrichsen. Well, I gave her the benefit of the doubt, even though I had definite doubts. Sure enough, within minute she asked me if I had gotten the good news, and that I needed to "contact the agent". Yeah, right. That phrase triggers a predictable response: "GO SUCK A BILLY GOAT YOU USELESS SCAMMER!!!" Followed instantly by blocking her. I used to have a long list of cusswords, that I ran through the Dialetizer and ran it with a text-to-peech into Audacity, and linked the MP3 from the desktop, but somehow lost it when changing computers. Since then I just honor the BillyGoat. If you run a list of cusswords read by the Swedish Chef, or the Redneck Hillbilly, you wil probably wet your knickers. While that is playing you got plenty of time to permanently block the scammer. Have FUN! 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_____________________________________________ Btw. Rev., homonyms are similar sounding words, and they CAN be clean ones, like Soap and Hope. As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference." ______________________________________________ The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers. ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Credit card fraud charges were dropped in Ottawa Ontario against John Wanock, aka Clarenece Joyce Jr, aka Wayne Hutchings, aka Paul Davis, aka Dean Oblin, aka Travis Bindernagel and aka Mike Johnston because police cannot figure out which person he really is. He will remain in jail until he tells the police his real name. ___________________________________________________ | Today, April 21, in 753 BC, Today is the traditional date of the foundation of Rome. 43 BC, Marcus Antonius was defeated by Octavian near Modena, Italy. 1526, Mongol Emperor Babur annihilated the Indian Army of Ibrahim Lodi. 1649, The Maryland Toleration Act was passed, allowing all freedom of worship. 1689, William III and Mary II were crowned joint king and queen of England, Scotland and Ireland. 1789, John Adams was sworn in as the first U.S. Vice President. 1836, General Sam Houston defeated Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto. This battle decided the independence of Texas. 1856, The Mississippi River was crossed by a rail train for the first time (between Davenport, IA, and Rock Island, IL). 1862, The U.S. Congress established the U.S. Mint in Denver, CO. 1865, U.S. President Abraham Lincoln's funeral train left Washington. 1892, The first Buffalo was born in Golden Gate Park. 1895, Woodville Latham and his sons demonstrated their Panopticon. It was the first movie projector developed in the United States. 1898, The Spanish-American War began. 1914, U.S. Marines occupied Vera Cruz, Mexico. The troops stayed for six months. 1916, Bill Carlisle, the infamous last train robber, robbed a train in Hanna, WY. 1918, German fighter ace Manfred von Richthofen, "The Red Baron," was shot down and killed during World War I. 1943, U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt announced that several Doolittle pilots had been executed by the Japanese. 1959, Alf Dean caught a 16-foot, 10-inch white shark that weighed 2,664 pounds. At the time it was the largest catch with a rod and reel. 1960, Brasilia became the capital of Brazil. 1961, The French army revolted in Algeria. 1967, Svetlana Alliluyeva (Svetlana Stalina) defected in New York City. She was the daughter of Joseph Stalin. 1967, In Athens, Army colonels took over the government and installed Constantine Kollias as premier. 1972, Apollo 16 astronauts John Young and Charles Duke explored the surface of the moon. 1975, South Vietnam president, Nguyen Van Thieu, resigned, condemning the United States. 1984, In France, it was announced that doctors had found the virus believed to cause AIDS. 1985, Manuel Ortega proposed a cease-fire for Nicaragua. 1986, Geraldo Rivera opened a vault that belonged to Al Capone at the Lexington Hotel in Chicago. Nothing of interest was found inside. 1989, The Game Boy handheld video game device was released in Japan. 1992, Robert Alton Harris became the first person executed by the state of California in 25 years. He was put to death for the 1978 murder of two teen-age boys. 1994, Jackie Parker became the first woman to qualify to fly an F-16 combat plane. 1998, Astronomers announced in Washington that they had discovered possible signs of a new family of planets orbiting a star 220 light-years away. 2000, In Sinking Spring, PA, a man chased his estranged girlfriend through town and then forced her car into the path of an oncoming train. The woman and her 3 passengers were killed. 2000, North Carolina researchers announced that the heart of a 66 million-year-old dinosaur was more like a mammal or bird than that of a reptile. 2000, The 1998 Children's Online Privacy Protection Act went into effect. 2002, In the city of General Santos, 14 people were killed and 69 were injured in a bomb attack on a department store. The attack was blamed on Muslim extremists. 2003, North and South Korea agreed to hold Cabinet-level talks the following week. 2009, UNESCO launched The World Digital Library. The World Digital Library (WDL) is an international digital library operated by UNESCO and the United States Library of Congress. 2022 Do smiled. |
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