Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, June 22 _____________________________________________________ Today, June 22 in 1946 Jet airplanes, previously used only by Germany in WWII, were used to transport US mail for the first time. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ 
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 Today's Bonehead Award: Tattooed Ohio Woman Lands Back Behind Bars. Again.  ! ! ! ! _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  _______________________________________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? --- Vince Lombardi (1913 - 1970) "More Americans can name the three stooges than the three branches of government. Well, that's because the three stooges are more likely to get something done." --- David Letterman _____________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" asked the friend. The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, and fight like a man, you chicken!'" ______________________________________________________`   _____________________________________________________ 
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 ___________________________________________________   An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Alyssa Zebrasky, 27, Mahoning County jail, Ohio  Tattooed Ohio Woman Lands Back Behind Bars. Again.  
 These booking photos were taken earlier this month after the 27- year-old Ohioan was locked up for violating terms of her release in connection with a February plea to felony narcotics possession and misdemeanor theft charges. Zebrasky was arrested in December 2018 for stealing from Walmart. A search of her purse turned up methamphetamine, a hypodermic needle, and Suboxone (which is prescribed to treat opioid dependence). Following her conviction, Zebrasky was placed into the custody of an official with a substance abuse treatment center. She was jailed in late-April for violating terms of that release. A Drug Court judge subsequently ordered her freed from the Mahoning County jail and returned to the treatment center. On June 6, a judge revoked Zebrasky's bond. Locked up again in the county jail, she is scheduled for a June 26 court hearing.  DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Erika Re: Gmail too full  Dear Webby I used to think that my Gmail has limitless space. Now it whines that I should buy additional space. I can see that I am close to 15 GB. My efforts to trim that don't seem to work. What gives? What can I do? Erika  Dear Erika The programmers at Google and Gmail are all Democrats, who have been in democratic colleges too long and could not get a job anywhere else. When you try to dump ancient mail, Gmail becomes very unpredictable. First go into Settings, Settings, Keyboard Shortcuts and make ` and 1 shortcuts for "Select All" and "Delete All Selected Ones" Those are your power tools. Now look near the top center for "1-100..." Hover over that and select Oldest. That may work after two or three tries. Once you have the oldest mails on top, and hopefully 100 mails per page set, use your power tools: ' and 1 ` selects all 100, 1 dumps them. Whenever you are on hold or waiting for something, play your `1 game. And don't forget to dump the SPAM folder, and after that, the TRASH folder. You will probably have to repeat that a few times. For some unexplained reason, dumping all SPAM or dumping all TRASH rarely dumps all. It is easy enough, though, to click that again. There is also an even bigger gun, but it is a bit unpredictable. Look near the top for the Search type before:2015/01/1 and let it search. Since Gmail is in the cloud, and parts of your mail may be in different data centers, that may take a while. Eventually it will show all mail from before 2015. Select it all, and delete it all. Yeah, right. Theoretically. You will have to do that a few times before you have moved all the pre-2015 stuff into the trash. I have no idea why that does not work as it should, but eventually you will get the pre-2015 stuff cleaned out. Then you can do the same trick with before:2016/01/1 Don't try 2018 until you have cleaned out previosu years. You would stall Gmail! Just do one year at a time. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change. 
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 The Prussian Army's scheme of classifying recruits: They classified them on two axes: smart vs. stupid, and industrious vs. lazy. Smart + lazy became commissioned officers. Smart + industrious became non-commissioned officers. Stupid + lazy became cannon fodder. Stupid + industrious were taken out back and shot before they did any damage. ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Protecting Plants From Slugs Cut old metal window screens into 1x1 inch squares. Then cut a hole in the center of the square and put it on the ground around the plant. Slugs don't like to slither across window screens. thriftyfun.Com   ____________________________________________________   
  
Carnival faces over the years from Carnival in Venice. 
 ___________________________________________________ >From Rosa I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: "When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance." ___________________________________________________ Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'". "Yeah," said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'" ___________________________________________________ 
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 At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. "Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?" "Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?" ___________________________________________________  
 Today, June 22 in 1558 The French took the French town of Thioville from the English. 1611 English explorer Henry Hudson, his son and several other people were set adrift in present-day Hudson Bay by mutineers. 1772 Slavery was outlawed in England. 1807 British seamen board the USS Chesapeake, a provocation leading to the War of 1812. 1815 Napoleon Bonaparte abdicated a second time. 1832 J.I. Howe patented the pin machine. 1868 Arkansas was re-admitted to the Union. 1874 Dr. Andrew Taylor Still began the first known practice of osteopathy. 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA. 1911 King George V of England was crowned. 1915 Austro-German forces occupied Lemberg on the Eastern Front as the Russians retreat. 1925 France and Spain agreed to join forces against Abd el Krim in Morocco. 1933 Germany became a one political party country when Hitler banned parties other than the Nazis. 1939 The first U.S. water-ski tournament was held at Jones Beach, on Long Island, New York. 1940 France and Germany signed an armistice at Compiegne, on terms dictated by the Nazis. 1941 Under the codename Barbarossa, Germany invaded the Soviet Union. 1942 A Japanese submarine shelled Fort Stevens at the mouth of the Columbia River. 1942 In France, Pierre Laval declared "I wish for a German victory". 1942 V-Mail, or Victory-Mail, was sent for the first time. 1944 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt signed the "GI Bill of Rights" to provide broad benefits for veterans of the war. 1945 During World War II, the battle for Okinawa officially ended after 81 days. 1946 Jet airplanes, previously used only by Germany in WWII, were used to transport US mail for the first time. 1956 The battle for Algiers began as three buildings in Casbah were blown up. 1959 Eddie Lubanski rolled 24 consecutive strikes in a bowling tournament in Miami, FL. 1964 The U.S. Supreme Court voted that Henry Miller's book, "Tropic of Cancer", could not be banned. 1970 U.S. President Richard Nixon signed an extension of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. It required that the voting age in the United States to be 18. 1973 Skylab astronauts splashed down safely in the Pacific after a record 28 days in space. 1974 In Chicago, the Sears Tower Skydeck opened. (Willis Tower) 1978 James W. Christy and Robert S. Harrington discovered the only known moon of Pluto. The moon is named Charon. 1980 The Soviet Union announced a partial withdrawal of its forces from Afghanistan. 1989 The government of Angola and the anti-Communist rebels of the UNITA movement agreed to a formal truce in their 14-year-old civil war. 1990 Checkpoint Charlie was dismantled in Berlin. 1992 The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously ruled that hate-crime laws that ban cross-burning and similar expressions of racial bias violated free-speech rights. 1998 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that evidence illegally obtained by authorities could be used at revocation hearings for a convicted criminal's parole. 1998 The 75th National Marbles Tournament began in Wildwood, NJ. 1999 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that persons with remediable handicaps cannot claim discrimination in employment under the Americans with Disability Act. 2009 Eastman Kodak Company announced that it would discontinue sales of the Kodachrome Color Film. 2019 Do smiled.