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Today is Wednesday, October 20 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Mom arrested for throwing drunken parties where teens were sexually assaulted ___________________________________________________ Today, October 20 in 1740 Maria Theresa became the ruler of Austria, Hungary and Bohemia with the death of her father, Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI. ____________________________________________________ Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are. --- Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. --- Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) ____________________________________________________ One Sunday afternoon, the Pastor's wife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy! Am I ever tried!" Her husband looked over at her and said, "I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?" "Dearest," she replied, "I had to listen to all that BS!" ____________________________________________________ A math teacher is instructing her class in multiplication and gives the students a problem to solve. "Now class," she says. "We know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day and 365 days in a year. So who can tell me how many seconds there are in a year?" All the kids look baffled by the question except one little fellow sitting in the back row. He raises his hand and waves it excitedly, and the teacher points to him. "All right, how many seconds are there in a year?" the teacher asks. "Twelve, ma'am," the little fellow says brightly. "January second, February second, March second ..." (31.536 Million) ____________________________________________________ Dave L. Clark Elk boogling in Jasper ____________________________________________________ ~ There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Shannon Marie O'Connor, 47, Los Gatos, California, USA Mom arrested for throwing drunken parties where teens were sexually assaulted A mother threw parties with alcohol for young teenagers where she encouraged sex acts, which included sexual assaults, according to charges filed by the Santa Clara County District Attorneys Office. Shannon Marie OConnor, aka, Shannon Bruga, 47, who now lives in Eagle, Idaho, bought vodka and Fireball whiskey, provided condoms, and told the teens not to tell their parents about the parties she threw while living in Los Gatos, according to the court documents. During one of these parties, a girl told investigators that she almost drowned in a hot tub because of how drunk she was, court records allege. At an October 2020 party at a Santa Cruz cottage that she threw for her sons 15th birthday attended by a dozen teen boys and girls the event got so out of hand, there were $9,000 in damage, prosecutors allege. O'Connor was arrested on Saturday in Ada County, records show, as a fugitive. She is charged with 39 criminal counts, including felony child abuse, sexual assault, and providing alcohol to minors. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Jen Re: Skype Dear Webby, You keep mentioning Skype for twent or more years. Where do I get it and how much does it cost? Jen Dear Jen try http://skype.com Microsoft bought it for 8.5 Billion dollars to prevent Google from getting it. It is free, and they will never make that money back, but they are happy that Google did not get it. Microsoft of course messed with it, like they do with every program, but it still works almost as well as it used to before they bought it. Google created Google Hangouts, which is slightly better quality, but Skype has Billions of users. Hangouts has a few hundred, and is pretty well sidelined. Better quality is meaningless when your contacts don't use it. ZOOM has bypassed Hangouts. ZOOM has great quality, and lets you share screens and even pull in your spreadsheets to illustrate what you are talking about. My Diabetic nurse loves it and pulls in my A1c and the data from the continuous monitor and yells at me for "sinning" last Wednesday evening. Skype is great for simple messaging and simple video chats like I did with my dad for almost 20 years. He saw me doing that in the evenings during our annual cactus safaris, but claimed it was too complicated for him. Then he saw it on TV, how some grannie videod with a grand son. Next day he bought a camera and that evening we did video instead of just voice. We kept doing that daily for about five minutes until a month before he died at the end of June. Go for it! It is free for personal use. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." ______________________________________________ A woman approached the minister after the sermon, and thanked him for his discourse. "I found it so helpful," she said. The minister replied: "I hope it will not prove as helpful as the last sermon you heard me preach." "Why, what do you mean?" asked the astonished woman. "Well," said the minister, "that sermon lasted you three years." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. ___________________________________________________ | Today, October 20, in 1740 Maria Theresa became the ruler of Austria, Hungary and Bohemia with the death of her father, Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI. 1774 The new Continental Congress, the governing body of America's colonies, passed an order proclaiming that all citizens of the colonies "discountenance and discourage all horse racing and all kinds of gaming, cock fighting, exhibitions of shows, plays and other expensive diversions and entertainment." 1803 The U.S. Senate approved the Louisiana Purchase. 1818 The U.S. and Great Britain established the boundary between the U.S. and Canada to be the 49th parallel. 1827 The Battle of Navarino took place during the Greek War for Independence. 1873 A Hippodrome was opened in New York City by showman Phineus T. (P.T.) Barnum. 1892 The city of Chicago dedicated the World's Columbian Exposition. 1903 A joint commission ruled in favor of the U.S. concerning a dispute over the boundary between Canada and the District of Alaska. 1910 A baseball with a cork center was used in a World Series game for the first time. 1930 "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" debuted on NBC radio. 1935 Mao Zedong arrived in Hanoi after his Long March that took just over a year. He then set up the Chinese Communist Headquarters. 1942 Pierre Laval told the French labor that they must serve in Germany. 1944 Allied forces invaded the Philippines. 1944 During World War II, the Yugoslav cities of Belgrade and Dubrovnik were liberated. 1947 Hollywood came under scrutiny as the House Un-American Activities Committee opened hearings into alleged Communist influence within the motion picture industry. 1952 The Mau Mau uprising against white settlers began in Kenya. 1957 Walter Cronkite began hosting "The 20th Century." The show aired until January 4, 1970. 1968 Jackie Lee Bouvier Kennedy married Aristotle Onassis. 1979 The John F. Kennedy Library in Boston was dedicated. 1984 The U.S. State Department reduced the number of Americans assigned to the U.S. embassy in Beirut, Lebanon. 1993 Attorney General Janet Reno warned the TV industry to limit the violence in their programs. 1994 The website WhiteHouse.gov was launched. 1995 Britain, France and the U.S. announced a treaty that banned atomic blasts in the South Pacific. 2003 A 40-year-old man went over Niagara Falls without safety devices and survived. He was charged with illegally performing a stunt. 2009 European astronomers discover 32 exoplanets. 2021 Do smiled. |
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