Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, July 10 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Meriden police arrest man accused in multiple crimes ___________________________________________________ Today, July 10 in 1962 The Telstar Communications satellite was launched. The satellite relayed TV and telephone signals between Europe and the U.S. ____________________________________________________ The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. --- Lucille S. Harper ____________________________________________________ Jeanne ____________________________________________________ EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother . 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there still was work to do. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Armando Perez, Meriden, Connecticut, USA Meriden police arrest man accused in multiple crimes Meriden police have arrested a man and are searching for another suspect after both were allegedly involved in multiple crimes. On Wednesday, police arrested Armando Perez and took him into custody after a series of separate police investigations. Police had received a complaint about a suspicious vehicle on South Avenue and Fourth Street. That vehicle had matched a description of one wanted by Thomaston Police in connection to a copper theft that happened earlier in the day. The vehicle, a brown Jeep Commander, also matched the description from a shoplifting complaint at the Meriden Big Y back on July 6. When police responded to the area where the vehicle was reported, officers tried to contact the occupants. The operator, identified as Perez, reversed the car and struck the police car parked behind him. Officers opened the passenger side door of the car, but Perez put the car in drive and drove over the curb, onto the sidewalk, and headed northbound on Fourth Street. Police searched the area until dispatch received a call that a Jeep had just pulled into the parking lot of 1012 Old Colony Rd. The two occupants got out and ran away. Perez was then spotted and took off into a heavily wooded area on the Meriden/Wallingford town line. Officers were eventually able to locate Perez, who was trying to hide in the Quinnipiac River. Officers approached Perez, who refused to comply with orders. As officers tried to take Perez into custody, he attempted to take one of the officers holstered firearms. Additional officers arrived and Perez was ultimately taken into custody after a brief struggle in the water. Perez was not injured and there were no significant injuries to any officers. Hes being charged with assault on a police officer, interfering with police, criminal attempt to possess a firearm, reckless driving, disobeying officers signal, and evading responsibility. Hes being held on a $500,000 bond. DearWebby's tech support pits from: Gina re: Which browser is the best? Dear Webby There are so many browsers out there now. Which one is the best of all? Which one do you use? Gina Dear Gina Whichever one you are used to. There are few real differences, and when one browser adds a new gimmick, all the others work overtime and quickly add that too. Most of them all have the same ability, they just require different methods and hot-keys. If you do a lot of text reading, for example e-books, then use the Safari browser for that. Not for everything, because it is a bit klutzy, but it has the best font rendering and is easiest on your eyes, for long text. For general all purpose goofing around, ahem Research, Chrome seems to be best, though Millions of people will disagree and say FireFox is better. In the long run, whichever browser you get comfortable with and learn all the hot-key shortcuts for, will be best FOR YOU. I know, some people treat browsers as if they were a religion, and they argue incessantly about the benefits of their chosen browser. I don't really care. Normally I use Chrome. There are some browsers, though, that you definitely should avoid: Internet Explorer: Even Microsoft tells you that it is buggy and not secure. Maxthon: Chinese clone of Internet Explorer. which lately has added many Chrome features. Microsoft EDGE: Comes standard included with W10. It works, but nobody seems to like it. The kindest comment I have heard about it is that it lets you download Chrome. Have FUN! DearWebby Once upon a time, a Sultan was blessed with the birth of a son after years of hoping. The boy immediately became the apple of his father's eye. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan said to him, "Son, I love you very much. Your birthday is coming soon What would you like?" His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." His father bought him American Airlines. Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my pride and joy. Ask what you want for your birthday. Whatever it is, it's yours." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." His father bought him the Princess Cruise Line. Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons." His father bought him Disney Studios. Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my life. Your birthday is coming soon. Ask what you wish. I will get it for you. His son, who had grown to love Disney, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit and a Goofy outfit." His father bought him the Democratic Party and CNN news. | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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___________________________________________________ | Today, July 10, in 1609 The Catholic states in Germany set up a league under the leadership of Maximillian of Bavaria. 1679 The British crown claimed New Hampshire as a royal colony. 1776 The statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City. 1778 In support of the American Revolution, Louis XVI declared war on England. 1821 U.S. troops took possession of Florida. The territory was sold by Spain. 1866 Edison P. Clark patented his indelible pencil. 1900 His Masters Voice, was registered with the U.S. Patent Office. The logo of the Victor Recording Company, and later, RCA Victor, shows the dog, Nipper, looking into the horn of a gramophone machine. 1910 W.R. Brookins became the first to fly an airplane at an altitude of one mile. 1913 The highest temperature ever recorded in the U.S. was 134 degrees in Death Valley, CA. 1919 The Treaty of Versailles was hand delivered to the U.S. Senate by President Wilson. 1925 The official news agency of the Soviet Union, TASS, was established. 1928 George Eastman first demonstrated color motion pictures. 1929 The U.S. government began issuing paper money in the small size. 1938 Howard Hughes completed a 91 hour flight around the world. 1940 The 114-day Battle of Britain began during World War II. 1947 Saab introduced the Model 92 prototype as its first automobile. 1949 The first practical rectangular television was presented. The picture tube measured 12 by 16 and sold for $12. 1951 Armistice talks aimed at ending the Korean conflict began at Kaesong. 1953 American forces withdraw from Pork Chop Hill in Korea after heavy fighting. 1962 The Telstar Communications satellite was launched. The satellite relayed TV and telephone signals between Europe and the U.S. 1962 Fred Baldasare swam the English Channel underwater. It was a 42 miles and took 18 hours. 1973 Britain granted the Bahamas their independence after three centuries of British colonial rule. 1985 Coca-Cola resumed selling the old formula of Coke, it was renamed "Coca-Cola Classic." It was also announced that they would continue to sell "New" Coke. 1990 Mikhail Gorbachev won re-election as the leader of the Soviet Communist Party. 1991 Boris Yeltsin took the oath of office as the first elected president of the Russian republic. 1991 U.S. President Bush lifted economic sanctions against South Africa, citing its "profound transformation" toward racial equality. 1997 Scientists in London said DNA from a Neanderthal skeleton supported a theory that all humanity descended from an "African Eve" 100,000 to 200,000 years ago. 1998 The World Bank approved a $700 million loan to Thailand. 1998 The U.S. military delivered the remains of Air Force 1st Lt. Michael Blassie to his family in St. Louis. He had been placed in Arlington Cemetery's Tomb of the Unknown in 1984. His identity had been confirmed with DNA tests. 1999 The heads of six African nations that had troops in the Democratic Republic of the Congo signed a cease-fire agreement that would end the civil war in that nation. 2002 Peter Paul Rubens' painting "The Massacre of the Innocents" sold for $76.2 million at Sotheby's. 2021 Do smiled. |
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