Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, January 26 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today, January 25, in 2009 The Icelandic government and banking system collapsed. Prime Minister Geir Haarde resigned. ___________________________________________________ Never fight an inanimate object. --- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - ) Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. --- Muhammad Ali ___________________________________________________ "Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?" asked the older brother. "Now you tell me!!" replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'." ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Boca Raton Woman Threatened To Shoot Girlfriends Friend ____________________________________________________ Elaine Cassidy Today we had the good luck of spotting this mink fishing along the icy Bow River in the Wyndham-Carseland Provincial Park. The mink was successful, it was caught a small Burbot fish. ____________________________________________________ TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE: Don't bite any. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right, have it your way.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Elizabeth Pino, Boca Raton, Florida, USA Boca Raton Woman Threatened To Shoot Girlfriends Friend I Am Litterlly Bouts Shoot Up Your Crib A Boca Raton woman is facing a charge of written threats to kill after allegedly sending a series of text messages to her girlfriends friend after the two broke up. Elizabeth Pino of Greenbriar Court in Boca Raton, according to police, started texting her ex grilfriends friend after telling her ex via Facetime, If I cant have you, no one can. We are publishing the text messages as written, with the original spelling and grammar: Im not tryna disrespectful. I am litterlly bouts shoot up your crib. rowed off a pill. Yall gonna feel me, you dont even do s-it to me. And unfortunately if you there. Hitt too. And I really wouldnt all of us to end up with bullet whole everywhere. Pino was allegedly seen outside the home in Boynton Beach where her ex was staying. While Palm Beach County Sheriffs Office Detectives investigated, Pino allegedly called her ex, saying that she was going to post up outside the house all night, wait for her ex to leave, and then would have just crashed into you. Pino is charged with two counts of written threats to kill, according to the police report. She is being held in the Palm Beach County Jail without bond. credit BocaNewsNow.com ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Dr Moe Re: ZOOM on Books for dummies Dear Webby, i was searching web for one of the usual books for Dummies.... but found the web version... utube videos. so not need to read anything? Zoom help And More Zoom moe Thanks Dr Moe There sure is plenty of easy info there. A few minutes of leisurely watching the videos will make somebody an expert. Thanks! Have FUN! DearWebby When the car engine developed a slight knock, Joe asked his wife if she had bought high octane or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the roughness of the engine." "No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly. "Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly. "It cost the same as always," Nancy replied. "I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ At a Milwaukee post office, a woman complained to the clerk that when she was a kid the Pony Express rider could get a letter from Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes a week. I'd like to know why," she scoffed. The clerk thought a moment and then suggested, "Maybe that pony is gettin old?" ______________________________________________ Michael was talking to Roy one day, and said, "My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer." Roy said, "Wow, that's nice. It shows that she has your interests at heart. Did she make any suggestions?" Michael replied, "As a matter of fact, she did. By the way, do you know how to play this Russian Roulette" ? ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin." "You're both wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the children have graduated and moved out of the house." ___________________________________________________ | Today, January 26, in 1500 Vicente Yez Pinzn discovered Brazil. 1736 Stanislaus I formally abdicated as King of Poland. 1784 In a letter to his daughter, Benjamin Franklin expressed unhappiness over the eagle as the symbol of America. He wanted the symbol to be the turkey. 1788 The first European settlers in Australia, led by Captain Arthur Phillip, landed in what became known as Sydney. The group had first settled at Botany Bay eight days before. This day is celebrated as Australia Day. 1802 The U.S. Congress passed an act calling for a library to be established within the U.S. Capitol. 1827 Peru seceded from Colombia in protest against Simon Bolvar's alleged tyranny. 1841 Britain formally occupied Hong Kong, which the Chinese had ceded to the British. 1875 George F. Green patented the electric dental drill for sawing, filing, dressing and polishing teeth. 1905 The Cullinan diamond, at 3,106.75 carats, was found by Captain Wells at the Premier Mine, near Pretoria, South Africa. 1911 Inventor Glenn H. Curtiss flew the first successful seaplane. 1939 In the Spanish Civil War, Franco's forces, with Italian aid, took Barcelona. 1942 The first American expeditionary force to go to Europe during World War II went ashore in Northern Ireland. 1947 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" was first heard on ABC radio. 1950 India officially proclaimed itself a republic as Rajendra Prasad took the oath of office as president. 1950 The American Associated Insurance Companies, of St. Louis, MO, issued the first baby sitters insurance policy. 1959 "Alcoa Presents" debuted on ABC-TV. The show would later be renamed "One Step Beyond". 1961 U.S. President John F. Kennedy appointed Dr. Janet G. Travell as the first woman to be the "personal physician to the President". 1962 The U.S. launched Ranger 3 to land scientific instruments on the moon. The probe missed its target by about 22,000 miles. 1965 Hindi was made the official language of India. 1969 California was declared a disaster area after two days of flooding and mudslides. 1972 In Hermsdorf, Czechoslovakia, a JAT Yugoslav Airlines flight crashed after the detonation of a bomb in the forward cargo hold killing 27 people. The bomb was believed to have been placed on the plane by a Croatian extremist group. Vesna Vulovic, a stewardess, survived after falling 33,000 feet in the tail section. She broke both legs and became paralyzed from the waist down. 1979 The Gizmo guitar synthesizer was first demonstrated. 1992 Russian president Boris Yeltsin announced that his country would stop targeting U.S. cities with nuclear weapons. 1993 Former Czechoslovak President Vaclav Havel was elected president of the new Czech Republic. 1994 In Sydney, Australia, a young man lunged at and fired two blank shots at Britain's Prince Charles. 1996 U.S. First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton testified before a grand jury concerning the Whitewater probe. 1998 U.S. President Clinton denied having an affair with a former White House intern, saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." 1999 Saddam Hussein vowed revenge against the U.S. in response to air-strikes that reportedly killed civilians. The strikes were U.S. planes defending themselves against anti-aircraft fire. 2009 The Icelandic government and banking system collapsed. Prime Minister Geir Haarde resigned. 2010 It was announced that James Cameron's movie "Avatar" had become the highest-grossing film worldwide. 2021 Do smiled. |
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