Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, January 24 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today, January 24, in 1935 Krueger Brewing Company placed the first canned beer on sale in Richmond, VA. ___________________________________________________ The gods too are fond of a joke. --- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones. --- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680) ___________________________________________________ While I was attending a law course, the 'Audi alteram parten' rule was explained to us. Translated it means "To hear the other party." After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't understand the rule. Responded one man "My Wife." ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Georgia mother pimped 5-year-old daughter to pervert who raped and killed the kid. ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June." "Yes, this is June." "Will you marry me?" "Of course I will! By the way, who are you?" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kelly Siple, 35, Phenix City, Alabama, USA Georgia mother pimped 5-year-old daughter to pervert who raped and killed the kid. An already horrifying case involving a suspect accused of sexually abusing a 5-year-old girl and then suffocating her to death has turned into an abominable nightmare thanks to new findings that the girl had allegedly been sold to the suspect by her money-desperate mother. The mother, 35-year-old Georgia resident Kelly Siple, was arrested Tuesday in the death of her daughter, Kamarie Holland, whose body had been found in suspect Jeremy Tremaine Williams Phenix City, Alabama home weeks earlier. According to Birmingham station WIAT, around 5:50 am on Monday, December 14, Siple reported her daughter missing. Hours later, Williams was developed as a suspect by authorities and found at a hotel in Phenix City. During their investigation, police received information that Williams lived at a home in the 1100 block of 15th Avenue in Phenix City that was vacant. After visiting the house, police discovered Hollands body, the station reported on the 19th. The authorities said at the time that shed likely died from being strangled to death and may have been sexually abused. Now fast-forward to this week, when Siple herself was arrested. During a court appearance Wednesday, Siple was charged with human trafficking and a number of murder charges, including murder during the course of kidnapping, murder during the course of sodomy, and murder during the course of rape. A judge denied bond in her case, according to the latest reporting from WIAT. The court appearance reportedly occurred in Alabama, where shed been extradited to a day earlier. The charges were based on the bombshell allegation that Siple had reported her daughter missing after shed first sold her daughter to Williams for money. Siple [o]n or about December 13, 2021, did knowingly subject another person to labor servitude or sexual servitude.she did agree with another person to pay her for having sexual intercourse and sodomy with her minor child, her arrest warrant reportedly reads. But it gets worse. After the transaction, her daughter was raped, sodomized, and then strangled to death, according to WIAT. Its not clear whether the death occurred before or after Siple reported her daughter missing. Its presumed it happened before and may have, in fact, been the predicate for her call to the authorities. Whats known is that Williams has been accused of abusing children in the past and that Siple and Williams had a relationship. Hollands father, Corey Holland, has been left devastated by these events. The amount of pain Kristy has caused by ripping Kamarie out of our lives will never cease. We are glad to see that she has been arrested. We are one step closer to justice for Kamarie. We hope that justice is served. Kristy should receive whatever the maximum penalty she can get, he reportedly said in a statement issued Tuesday by a family spokesperson. Shes a monster. A real mother protects and would die for her children. Kristy is a monster. My family and I will continue to wrestle with the loss of losing our angel Kamarie. We will ask that you continue to make your news about her and the justice she deserves, the statement continues. Siple had no issues summoning tears on live television while ostensibly mourning her daughters death two days after her body was found. Its also known that shed hadnt had custody of her daughter and her daughter had merely been visiting on the day shed been taken and then allegedly murdered. Jeremy Tremaine Williams is in jail too now. Let us hope they both get 5 life sentences, with no parole. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Carole Re: What is Zoom ? Dear Webby, My grand-daughter keeps pestering me to get ZOOM. What is it, and how much does it cost? Carole Dear Carole You have had Skype for about 20 years. Zoom is quite similar to the way Skype was before Microsoft spent $8.5 BILLION to buy it and make sure that Google was not able to buy it. Skype still works, though few people are as excited about it as we were 20 odd years ago. Zoom, on the other hand, has improved steadily and has become a favorite of industry and commerce, and Government, especially in medicine. For example, my diabetic nurse calls me on Zoom, and discusses my glucose chart and rants at me about sinning last Friday. Sharing spreadsheets is no problem at all. The same goes for diagrams. Zoom is free unless you get into big commercial stuff and want to make big conferences or political speeches. Yeah, I know you don't do big speeches anymore. For just chatting with your grand-daughter and a few friends, Zoom is perfect. You can share screens like spreadsheets, discuss budgets and amend them, even pictures! If she wants your valuable advice on how to crop photos, how to improve contrast, etc., that is just as simple and easy as if she was sitting beside you at the same table. Graphics are better than on Skype. When discusing photos, you will really appreciate that. Go for it! It is free, and you can even use Skype on the side at the same time. Have FUN! DearWebby The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complications?" she asked. 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_____________________________________________ Son: "Here's my report card, Dad, along with one of your old ones I found in the attic." Dad: "Well, Son, you're right. Your report card isn't any better than mine was. I guess the only fair thing to do is give you exactly the same as what my father gave me with the fire hose when I brought that one home. ______________________________________________ A very dirty, grubby little boy came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game, she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the boy. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I am so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh as a daisy. "I don't understand," he marveled, "how you can listen to complaining patients from morning 'til night, on a day like this, and still look so spry and un- bothered when it's over?" The older analyst replied:"Sorry, I can't hear a thing. The battery in my hearing aid went dead a few years ago." ___________________________________________________ | Today, January 24, in 1848 James W. Marshall discovered a gold nugget at Sutter's Mill in northern California. The discovery led to the gold rush of '49. 1899 Humphrey O'Sullivan patented the rubber heel. 1908 In England, the first Boy Scout troop was organized by Robert Baden-Powell. 1916 Conscription was introduced in Britain. 1922 Christian K. Nelson patented the Eskimo Pie. 1924 The Russian city of St. Petersburg was renamed Leningrad. The name has since been changed back to St. Petersburg. 1930 Primo Carnera made his American boxing debut by knocking out Big Boy Patterson in one minute, ten seconds of the opening round. 1935 Krueger Brewing Company placed the first canned beer on sale in Richmond, VA. 1942 "Abies Irish Rose" was first heard on NBC radio. 1943 U.S. President Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Churchill concluded a wartime conference in Casablanca, Morocco. 1952 Vincent Massey was the first Canadian to be appointed governor-general of Canada. 1972 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down laws that denied welfare benefits to people who had resided in a state for less than a year. 1978 A nuclear-powered Soviet satellite plunged through Earth's atmosphere and disintegrated. The radioactive debris was scattered over parts of Canada's Northwest Territory. 1980 The United States announced intentions to sell arms to China. 1985 Penny Harrington became the first woman police chief of a major city. She assumed the duties as head of the Portland, Oregon, force of 940 officers and staff. 1986 The Voyager 2 space probe flew past Uranus. The probe came within 50,679 miles of the seventh planet of the solar system. 1987 In Lebanon, gunmen kidnapped educators Alann Steen, Jesse Turner, Robert Polhill and Mitheleshwar Singh. They were all later released. 1989 Ted Bundy, the confessed serial killer, was put to death in Florida's electric chair for the 1978 kidnap-murder of 12-year-old Kimberly Leach. 1990 Japan launched the first probe to be sent to the Moon since 1976. A small satellite was placed in lunar orbit. 1996 Polish Premier Jozef Oleksy resigned due to allegations that he had spied for Moscow. 2000 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a Missouri law that limited the contributions that individuals could donate to a candidate during a single election. 2001 In Colorado Springs, CO, Patrick Murphy Jr. and Donald Newbury were taken into custody after a 5-minute phone interview was granted with a TV station. They were the remaining fugitives of the "Texas 7." 2002 The U.S. Congress began a hearing on the collapse of Enron Corp. 2002 John Walker Lindh appeared in court for the first time concerning the charges that he conspired to kill Americans abroad and aided terrorist groups. Lindh had been taken into custody by U.S. Marines in Afghanistan. 2021 Do smiled. |
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