"Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently, Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great purge," Garrett says in the apocalyptic Season Two episode of Superstore, which saw Elias doing stretches, Sandra hyping herself up in the mirror and Glenn saying a prayer before buyers broke through the glass doors of the Ozark Highlands store.

Jonah describes it as "the Superbowl of retail" before his camera falls to the floor – a casualty with the stampede that sees people buried beneath one another.

Is Black Friday really as chaotic as TV makes it out to be? Spending R400 000 before sunrise suggests it is.

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