1.  Javanka’s Secret Service Detail Pay $3K/Month for a Toilet

 DOWN THE DRAIN 

According to the Washington Post, the government has rented out a bathroom in a neighbor's basement because of Ivanka and Jared’s bizarre reticence.

2.  Trump ‘Was Stopped From Going to House to Defend Himself’

  WE’LL DO IT LIVE 

According to The New York Times, the president had to be talked down from heading to the House floor to defend himself against the charges in person.

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4.  GOP Sen. Murkowski: House Was Right to Impeach Trump

 MURKY 

The Alaska Republican, who is up for re-election next year, isn’t sure yet if she’ll vote to convict Trump in a Senate trial.

5.  Former Cleveland School Therapist Arrested in Capitol Riots

 READING AND RIOTING 

Christine Priola reportedly resigned one day after the riots, telling her school district in a conspiracy-filled letter she wanted to focus on exposing human trafficking.

6.  Putting Amazon’s Most Popular Sheet Set to the Test

 CHEAP SHEETS 

Don’t let the price tag fool you. These popular sheet sets deliver.

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7.  Widow of Congressman-Elect Who Died of COVID Runs for Seat

 ‘CONTINUE THE MISSION’ 

“My motivation is the passion Luke and I both shared: to better this region that we called home,” Julia Letlow said in a statement.

8.  Sessions, Rosenstein Pushed to Separate Kids at Border: DOJ

 SICKENING 

The policy, which ended in 2018, caused severe psychological damage in children, some of whom were never reunited with their families.

9.  Trump Jr. to Be Deposed in Inauguration Spending Probe

 SKETCHY 

Ivanka Trump was also interviewed as part of the investigation, which alleges misuse of more than $1 million in inauguration funds.

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10.  Navarro: Dems Did ‘Violence’ in Impeaching Trump for Mob

 WHAT A RIOT! 

Navarro went on to erroneously claim that Trump was “legally elected November 3rd.”

11.  Biden Picks South Carolina’s Jaime Harrison as New DNC Chair

  PROMOTION 

Harrison is known as a skilled fundraiser and will be put to the test as the DNC looks to boost fundraising under Biden.

12.  Tampa Singer ID’d as Foul-Mouthed Capitol Rioter: Report

 STOP, CHILDREN, WHAT'S THAT SOUND 

Audrey Southard, 52, can be seen in a YouTube video of the riot screaming “tell f*cking Pelosi we’re coming for her!”

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13.  Melania Spends Final Days Packing Bags, Ghosting Successor

 I DON’T REALLY CARE, DO U? 

She is not sad to be leaving the White House, CNN reports.

14.  Two More Federal Executions Likely to Occur in as Many Days

 BUSY ON DEATH ROW 

A D.C. Circuit Court judge ruled that the Constitution “does not guarantee a prisoner a painless death.”

15.  NY AG Sues NYPD for Unlawfully Quashing BLM Protests

 BLUE STATE LINE 

“With today’s lawsuit, this longstanding pattern of brutal and illegal force ends,” Attorney General Letitia James said in a statement.

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