Jussie Smollett was cruelly forced to share a jail cell with his attackers, Ghislaine Maxwell found a shortcut to letting us know who's a big fat perv, and Bob Dole has switched parties. Is it real life or is it... THE BABYLON BEE WEEK IN REVIEW?!
NEW YORK, NY—The trial of Ghislaine Maxwell is underway but began to get bogged as Maxwell listed the names of people who had flown on Lolita Express and visited Epstein Island. Now, in order to save time, she will just list the names of Hollywood celebs and politicians who didn't.... Read more
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