The military is recruiting chihuahuas in an effort to be more equitable. Plus, parents are disguising their kids as illegal immigrants, and virtuous actors are boycotting Georgia in favor of more righteous places like China. It's time for The Babylon Bee Week in Review!
LACKLAND AFB, TX—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians... Read more
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