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I am coming upon the anniversary of my heart attack. A year ago, I was driving to work from Boulder and had growing chest pain.

 

Now usually I make terrible decisions, and I almost made one that morning. I had to get to a meeting and figured I’d deal with the chest pain later. Cause that’s what a man does.

 

Ever notice that women live longer than men?

 

At the last moment, I chickened out and turned into Denver Health. I made my way passed the methheads overdosing in the waiting room to find I was having a heart attack. They gave me an angioplasty, installed a stint and saved my life. (“They” the medical staff, not the methheads.)

 

My “widow maker” artery was 90% blocked. Cardiologists hate it when you call it the “widow maker,” so how can you not?

 

I went for a follow-up today with my cardiologist and went over all my labs from before and after the attack. She said nothing before the event showed a high risk for heart attack (I could argue being overweight and eating like a pig might have been a clue, but I’m not arguing with professionals). She said next time, choose my parents better.

 

She sees no damage in the heart now (yes, she was able to find it) and everything looks great. So, you might be stuck with me for a lot longer than you’d like. Deal with it.

 

Since my cardiac event I’ve done a lot of research. I found the Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Yet the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks.


The Japanese drink very little red wine. Yet the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and still have fewer heart attacks. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat tons of sausages, red meat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.


The research speaks for itself. Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English will kill you.

 

In all seriousness, I am a lucky son-of-a-bitch. I should have died years ago when my appendix ruptured and infected my body with double pneumonia. Modern medicine saved me. I should have died a year ago, but again modern medicine saved me.

 

The free market has advanced technology in surgery, pharmaceuticals, and diagnostics that these miracles are taken for granted. And they just keep getting better. Would you rather have a heart attack today or 50 years ago?

 

This is why we must never let the people who run our post office run our healthcare.

 

When is the worst time to have a heart attack???

When you're playing charades. Nobody’s gonna help you.

 

If you’re feeling chest pain, remember – time is the issue. The longer you wait to get into a hospital, not an urgent care, the more your heart muscle dies, forever.

 

Stay alive longer. It pisses off the left.

 

They say heart attacks are the worst way to go. I think a bear attack would be worse.

 

Okay. Sorry. Last one.

 

Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack…mainly because their hearts are already broken.

 

Now for something more serious than a heart attack, the pro-Palestinian violence in my hometown of Boulder. Why are there so many acts of hate in Boulder? I try to answer that in my most recent column below.

 

And thanks for all the well-wishes over the last year. I’m grateful to still be with you and to be around to see Independence Institute turn 40!

 

In Complete Colorado, journalist Savana Kascak reports on the second El Paso school district to bar boys from girls’ sports.


Sherrie Peif covers a Denver court case over “inclusionary zoning.”


Joshua Sharf takes Senator Hickenlooper’s criticism of President Trump’s tax cuts to task.

As we all know, conservatives, especially the young ones, hate the environment and want to pollute it. Not so fast, says Hunter Rivera from the American Conservation Coalition.

Why has Boulder become the ideal soft target for violence?

By Jon Caldara


What is it about Boulder?

The shock of the latest pro-Palestinian violence reminded me of the magnetic field surrounding my hometown that draws in crazy assailants to make national news.

JonBenet Ramsey was murdered a stone’s throw from where I was living at the time. In 2006, surveillance video from a Boulder County bank led to the capture of serial killer Scott Kimball.

When Robert Redford’s daughter was a student at CU, her boyfriend was killed by a shotgun to the back of the head in his luxury apartment. The 1983 case is still open.

In 1990, I walked out of my Boulder apartment to see billowing smoke and flames just two blocks away. Gordon Hood drove from Denver to hire a pilot to take him for a ride in a twin-engine Cessna. In a murder-suicide, he attacked the pilot to crash the plane.

Something about Boulder

Road tripping to Boulder just to perpetrate violence is an ongoing theme.

There was a popular spot to target shoot on national forest land just outside town. Then in 1990, escaped Cañon City prisoner Michael Bell arrived there impersonating a forest ranger. He took the guns from two shooters, killed them with those guns and went on a shooting spree, killing four. I was at that spot the day before.

In 2021, Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa drove from Arvada, passing other grocery stores on his way, to the very King Soopers my family and I frequent. He gunned down 10 people, including the brave cop who rushed in quickly.

Was it an act of pro-Palestinian violence? We can only speculate.

And, of course, Mohamed Sabry Soliman, the Egyptian living illegally in the U.S., drove from Colorado Springs to firebomb Zionists. There are many chapters around the nation of Run For Their Lives, the group demonstrating to free the Hamas hostages. There is a Denver chapter, but he drove an extra 30 miles to terrorize Boulder. Why?

Of course, we’ll never know why people travel to Boulder to hurt others. Maybe it’s all just coincidence. Occam’s Razor favors that opinion.

Or maybe, just maybe, the arrogance of the place quietly pulls people to unleash their madness there. Does Boulder’s self-satisfaction and elitism lodge in the brains of the disrupted, unconsciously tickling until it’s scratched by violence?

The city pastime in Boulder is not baseball. It’s virtue signaling.

According to census data, more than 15% of Aurora’s population is “Black or African American.” Boulder’s population is only 1.02% African American. Boulder’s racist housing policies make it nearly impossible for poorer people, mostly people of color, to live there. Yet Boulder is the undisputed champion for most white households with “Black Lives Matter” yard signs.

The message is clear. Just because black lives matter, it doesn’t mean we want them living next to us. We’ll make an exception for Deion Sanders.

Boulder as ‘soft target’

As a whole, Boulderites are unaware of how people outside of their elitist bubble perceive them. If you are off your rocker, planning to do violence, are you pulled to target the place where everyone not only knows they are better than everyone else, but must announce it?

Then there are some practicalities of violence to consider. If you are going to go on a violent rampage, the last thing you’d need is some armed citizen putting a quick end to you and your fun.

El Paso County has the highest number of concealed weapons permit holders, around 50,000, while Boulder County has about 3,000. Additionally, Boulder made carrying a gun in seemingly every place illegal.

The city specifically bans concealed carry in stores, malls, churches and theaters. So, only the places where you need them.

From a practical point of view, Boulder is the perfect “soft target.”

And let’s not forget Boulder’s not-so-subtle intolerance as they spout tolerance. Catholic churches have been vandalized for their stance on abortion.

The pro-Palestinian, anti-Israeli message is the city’s virtue signaling de jour.

From the hallowed halls of CU academics to the near constant demonstrators on street corners, Boulder emits an odor that smells like, “you’re not really welcome here.”

Angry, unhinged violent crazy people needing a place to rage might be tempted, consciously or unconsciously, by Boulder’s aroma.

Or, maybe not. And, like you, I’m just trying to make sense out of the senseless.


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