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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, May 19 Tomorrow we have a Stat Holiday: DearWebby's Birthday. Yes, every May 20 Canada gives us a day off with pay. Except self employed slaves like me. So, send a quick note to DearWebby and congratulate him for graduating from Horny Old Goat to Ornery Old Goat. (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
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