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 Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, April 1 Al Gore repeated his claim that he invented the Internet and announced that he will charge royalties on email and file transfers. North Korea protested and Kim Jong-Un told him to stuff it because HE had invented it. Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 Jill: Did I tell you about the great training session I attended for the office last week? Mary: No! Let's hear it. Jill: Well they put us up in a great hotel, and I met some very interesting people. Mary: That's wonderful! Was your room nice? Jill: My room? Gee, I don't think I ever saw MY room! =====================================================   
 
 
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