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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, March 31 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Sam is over at Anni's house after meeting her parents for the very first time. While at the supper table he figured it was a good time to get on the right side of his future mother-in-law. Sam turned to Anni's mother and remarked, "These are excellent fishcakes." Anni pulled Sam close to her and whispered in his ear, "You should go and wash your hands, those are peanut butter cookies!" =====================================================
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