Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, April 10 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a for a number of aisles a store clerk approaches her and ask if she is having a problem. She shakes her head and say "no." Perplexed he asks why she stops at each aisle and touches her head, ears, breasts, and crotch. "Oh" say the blonde, "I'm just trying to remember my grocery list." Puzzeled, he asks for an explanation, so she goes thru the motions again. She touches her head and says, "Head of lettuce." Ears. "Two ears of corn." Breasts. "Two chicken breasts." Crotch: "Fantastic." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade 
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