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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 5 There's this guy in Italy, and he goes to his priest to confess. He says, "Oh father, forgive me. During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic. The Priest said, "Well, that's no sin!" The man said, "I know, but, I made her pay rent." The priest then said, "Well, that definitely wasn't the nicest thing for you to do, but under the circumstances, it really isn't a big deal, no need to worry." The man says, "Oh thank you, thank you father, but I just have to ask you one last question... do I have to tell her that the war is over??? _____________________________
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