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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, August 16 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 3 Two English ladies were discussing their vacation plans on a London street corner near an Irish lady. "We're planning a lovely holiday in Devon this year," said one. "Oh you oughtn't to do that," said the other, "there are Irish there! It would be awful." "Dear me!" said the first lady. "Well, where are you going?" "Salisbury," she replied. "But Salisbury crawls with Irish, luv!" At this point the Irish lady could no longer hold her tongue. "Why don't ye go t' hell. There be no Irish there!" _______________________________________________________
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