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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, August 10 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  I am getting tired of all the smoke. And nobody seems to know where the fires are, beyond that they are on the Western side of the Rockies, somewehre in BC. I am on the Eastern slope of the Rockies, and the smoke is quite thick here. Must be awful in BC. I hope they get some rain soon! DearWebby, up in Black Diamond, he got 2 mm (1/16th of an inch) rain with a thunderstorm predicted for Saturday, none for me here in Calgary in the next 7 days. Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
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