NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, August 10 (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 At a PTA Meeting it was explained to the parents how the sex education classes would proceed and what the overall content would be. The Principal advised the parents to closely follow-up with their children, especially to see if they had any questions. That night, one parent decided to put it into action. He called his older son into the study and requested that he instruct his younger brother about the "birds and the bees" talk he gave to his son two years ago; thinking to spare himself the ordeal all over again. The boy agreed and rushed off to talk with his younger brother. "Hey Herman," he said, "want to know something?" "What?" the younger lad asked. "You know how a man and a woman get together and screw but without a condom, when they want to have kids?" "Yeah?" "Well.. Father wants me to tell you that birds and bees do the same thing." =====================================================
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