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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, August 11 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?" =====================================================
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