Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, August 14 Thank you, Zine!! I really appreciate your help! Enjoy! Ophelia
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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A drunk is sitting at the bar and has tattoos all over his arms and is bragging how he knows ALL the different tattoos in the world. A hooker in the stool next to him spreads her legs - she's wearing no underwear and has a tattoos of rock stars on each inner thigh. She says to the drunk: "I bet ya can't tell who these tattoos are - and if you can, I'll give you a blow job." The drunk is totally lost - and retorts: "ya got me! I don't know about the ones on the right or left - but the one in the middle looks like Hillary. =====================================================
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