Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, August 21 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Golfer's Guide. * A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole * A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read * A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't. * A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution * An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim * An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker * A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another * A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand * A *Gadhafi* - will take 250 shots to get that one * A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect * A*Teddy Kennedy* - didn't make it over the water * A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed * An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it * A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading * A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems * A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good * A *circus tent* - a BIG top * An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result * A *Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole * A *Hillary Clinton* - too far to the left, out of play * A *Pelosi* - noisy clattering in the woods * A *McCain* - could be on either side of the fence =====================================================
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