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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, August 24 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 >From Rosie When I lived in an apartment complex, a good friend of mine lived there also and decided it was time for her to get a boob job. Since I'd been through it, she asked me to go with her. Everything went well, and that summer we were both at the pool getting some sun. One of the regular guys in our group, who'd had his eye on my girlfriend for some time, said to me, "There's something different about your friend this year, but I can't quite put my finger on it." After I finished laughing, I said, "And you probably never will either!" =====================================================
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