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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, August 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 From Jim As a young man in the Navy, I will confess to not being all that careful about who I dated. This one young thang and I connected, and following dinner and a movie, she agreed to a motel. After a very pleasant lovemaking session I noticed the time. I asked her if her Mother didn't pose questions about where she had been. She replied, "My Mother doesn't care what I do. it's that damned truant officer who keeps asking a lot of silly questions." =====================================================
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