Ophelia Dingbatter's News, August 4, 2017 (Kid safe sample)

Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, August 4 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia

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_____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Jill goes to the doctor. After examining her thoroughly, the doctor is perplexed. "I'm not sure what it is," he said. "You either have a bad cold or you're pregnant." "Oh," says Jill, "I must be pregnant --I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold." ===================================================== These old guys don't put anything back when they are done. Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================

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