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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 14 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 The Baptist church was having a program, and one of the women was supposed to say, "The ass stuck his head out the window and brayed." The woman didn't want to say "ass" in church. "I just can't say that. Not in church!" she said. "Can't I change the word to 'donkey'?" The other members insisted that she call it an ass, because that's what it was called in the Bible. One person reminded her of the story about Jesus riding an ass into Jerusalem. The woman worried about her line right up until the fateful day of the program. When her turn came, she stood nervously in front of the congregation and said, "The donkey stuck his ass out the window and brayed." =====================================================
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