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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, December 19 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting officer told them they were entitled to a phone call, since he was unable to reach either parent. Some time later, a man entered the station and the sergeant said, "I suppose you're the kids' lawyer." "Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver them a pizza." =====================================================
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