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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, December 22 Thank you, Norm!! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ It's a little known fact that there's a rude word for every letter of the alphabet. Here's what I came up with: A - Arsehole B - Bugger C - Cunt D - Derriere (French!) E - Erection F - Fellatio G - Gonads H - Hand (job) I - Indecent Exposure J - Jism K - Knockers L - Lard! M - Moist N - Nipples O - Orifice P - Pisser Q - Queer R - Roger S - Stapler T - Tits U - Udders V - Verruca W - Wank X - Xylophone Y - Yak (See Z) Z - Zebra (If you are into that sort of thing!) There you go, 26 fat-free ways for eternal damnation in purgatory, have fun! (Apoligiez fore any mispellongs! But I'm a pure christian fox, who never uses these sort of words!) ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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