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Today is Saturday, December 24
Thank you, Dr Moe!!! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 8 An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone except the Jewish man receives a glass of premium scotch. The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression. "Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!" He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again. Furious, the anti-semite says to the bartender, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?" "Oh no, sir, he's the owner." ________________________________________
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