Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, December 29 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A really swooshy gay walks into a rowdy roughneck bar. Right away the construction guys start catcalling. He paid them no never mind, he just kept swooshing on in and batting his eyes at all the men at the bar. This big 300-pounder starts calling, "Hey Queen". At this, he became enraged... he got up and ran to the end of the bar and knocked the 300-pounder out cold. Then in a very masculine voice, "Tell him when he wakes my Mother is alive". After which his falsetto and effeminate voice could be heard to say , "I am a princess"! =====================================================
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