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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, December 15 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Q: What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers? A: A wedding! When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. ---Herman Hesse Basketball player Chris Washburn, commenting on his ability to drive to the basket, "Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious." =====================================================
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