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 Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, December 17 Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 A Greek Restaurant owner daily teased his Chinese neighbor whenever he met him, "How much is the flied lice today?" The Chinese restaurant owner would fume and walk back into his restaurant and decided to avoid the Greek owner. One day the Chinese owner decides to go for speech lessons and after three months of intense learning decides to confront the Greek with his new skill. When the Greek sees the Chinese owner he asks the usual question "How much is the flied lice?" The Chinese replies confidently: "It is not flied lice, It is fried rice, you Gleek plick!!!!" =====================================================   
 
  
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