Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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 Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, December 23 Thank you, Don !! Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 One day Little Johnny and Joey were playing catch by the river. Little Johnny threw the ball too far and it went over Joey's head and landed down by the river. "I'll go get it," Joey said. After five minutes, Joey did not return, so Little Johnny went after him. Little Johnny found him hiding behind a large rock by the river. "What are you doing down here?" Little Johnny asked. "Shhhh!" Joey said. "Look in the river." Little Johnny looked to find a young woman skinny-dipping in the river. Little Johnny sat there watching for about 15 seconds, then ran away. Joey ran to catch up with him. "What are you doing?" he asked. "We were just watching a naked woman swimming! Why did you run away?" Little Johnny said, "My mom said that if I look at a naked woman I will turn to stone...and I felt it starting!" =====================================================   
 
  
  
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