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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ______________________________________________________ 5 The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable. One evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed. Jack a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as he completed his prayer, the lights came on that he saw that he was with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door. "Too late to hurry now," said the girl "Joe never prays!" ======================================================   
 
 
  
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