Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, December 25 Merry Christmas! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 My friend Harry and his wife were attending morning church services, about halfway through the service Harry writes a note and hands it to his wife. It says: "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" She scribbles back, "When we get home you should put a new battery in your hearing aids." =====================================================
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