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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, February 3 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 On their wedding night, Bruce displays his dick to his new blonde virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him. He's gone for a conference for a couple of weeks and returns, only to be questioned by his new wife. "Bruce," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one too." "Well, er," Bruce flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine." "Oh. Well, why did you give him the big one?" =====================================================
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