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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, February 6 Did you see yesterday's cartoon of the cat playing? Well, some sniveling ninnie complained to Google about it, and they threatened to cut me off the top ads, that make me $4 to $5 a month from my blog. My first reacion was to tell them where to stuff their ad, but then I reconsidered. $4 is a loaf of bread. So I meekly took the picture off the blog. You had already received it in your mail anyway. Sad what one has to do to survive these days. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ Smoking a cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes. However, having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers ... Screw for your lives! =====================================================
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