Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, February 10 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 From Ed: My Dog * My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. * He has his food prepared for him and he can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. * His meals are provided at no cost to him. * He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, booster shots and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. * He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. * If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. * He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep and he receives these accommodations absolutely free. * He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. * All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head... Holy Shit, my dog is a Democrat! =====================================================
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