Ophelia Dingbatter's News, February 12 (Short Email test)

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_____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 "Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" asked the police sergeant. "Yeah, we browbeat him, asking every question we could." answered the arresting officer. "And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant. "Not exactly." replied the officer. "All he said was, 'Yes Dear,' and dozed off." ===================================================== Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================

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