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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, February 18 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 Spring Break.... ....when students work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity. ....when students go wild someplace other than school. ....when the only thing kids study is each other. ....when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run. ....when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida or Mexico and "relax." ....when the nation's college kids demonstrate to the world how much they've learned. ....when the nation's breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly. =====================================================
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