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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, February 20 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 A dyslexic walks into a bra. A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" The lady answers, "No. MY dog doesn't bite!" The man reaches out to pet the dog, and the dog bites his hand. The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "MY dog doesn't. That's my husband's dog." =====================================================
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