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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, February 22 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Everyone was surprised when fastidious, virginal Percy lispingly announced his intention to wed. "What, you, Percy?" was the amazed reaction. Some skeptics made bets that he wouldn't go through with it, but Percy fooled them. He even went on a honeymoon. Upon his return, one of the losers bitingly asked, "Well, is your wife pregnant?" "I certainly hope so," said Percy with great sincerity. "I wouldn't want to go through a wedding again!" =====================================================
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