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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, January 1 Happy New Year, John (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap. After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says, 'You wanna screwdriver?' He says, 'We might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off' =====================================================
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