Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. |
| | Subscribe | |
Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, January 19 (`v) Ophelia
Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.
Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is
ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Over the weekend I happened to catch a glimpse of some National Dog Show event as I flipped through the channels. The dog on the screen at the time was a white English sheepdog. It was simply a mound of fur with four legs. The judge was brushing back the dog's hair so she could look at the animal's eyes. The TV announcer was explaining that each dog has to have its eyes checked to make sure they're t he right shape, color, etc., etc. Another announcer chimed in with, "Well, plus the judge has to see if the dog HAS both of its eyes. 'Cuz if you start combing through hair and you only see ONE eye . . . you're looking at the wrong end of the dog." =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
| | If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!
|
Enjoy! Ophelia ----------------------------------------- ---------ooooO----------------------- ---------( )-------Ooooo-------. ----------\ (---------( )-------- -----------\ \---------) /---------- ----------- \ _)--------/ /------------ -----------------------(_ /-------------- -----------------------------------------
[html] [/html]
847
You can un-subscribe from this list by clicking this link:
http://webby.com/magiclist/index.cgi?act=u&l=Ding&email=newsletter@newslettercollector.com 