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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, January 21 Your newsletter has been ready to send since Sunday at noon. Telus Malfunction. DearWebby can't get online to send it out. He can't even get onto the phone to yell at Telus. He walked over to where Copper, the dog, that he walks, lives and got Barb, Copper's owner, to call Telus and argue with the bozos until her phone battery died. She kept telling them that "NO LINE" means some drunk knocked over a phone pole. They wasted an hour of her time, but eventually promised to send a tech on Monday to check it out. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north, because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." .. . . . . . . She votes! =====================================================
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