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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, January 26 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 A Scotsman is working at a sewerage. It's a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail - where it slips off into a vast tank of shit! He's just about to dive in when his mate shouts "It's nae guid tae do that, the jacket's ruined" He replies "Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket" =====================================================
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