Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, January 8 Friday DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. He goes to Southern Calgary. I am in the North and busy shoveling snow. Barb, his former secretary will drive him. He won't be using his Braille readers to check my bra. He won't be sending out ANY newsletters or emails on Saturday, Sunday or Monday. He is hoping the good, used Refurb computer, that he ordered to replace the dying klunker, will arrive by Monday. Don't be surprised if he takes an extra day to set it up and try to salvage what he can from the klunker. (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" =====================================================   
 
  
  
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