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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, January 9 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 >From BillyBob I've always held that any glass is a "beer glass" if you drink beer out of it, and any glass is a "wine glass" if you drink wine out of it. But that jerk at the pet shop still calls it an "aquarium." They say romance is dead. Well, that would certainly explain the big heart-shaped grave in the back yard. I like to buy women a lot of drinks, not so much to lessen their inhibitions as to lower their standards. At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy in the head and I should be committed to a mental institution. Why do women always want us to make a commitment?!? =====================================================
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